Author: Jeff

The Footy Exorcist

For some time now I’ve flirted with the idea of renouncing my support of the Tigers and following another team. To a person, I have been roundly condemned and reached …

Hunger Beast Mode

On Friday morning, I sat in the library doing some writing. I’m trying to do it every week in the hope that if I just keep turning up something will …

A Night In Bohemia with Queen

When Freddie died, we worried that he might not live forever. We needn’t have… 35 years years have passed and I’ve got a friend with 4 year old kid who …

Was MKR hair a plant?

We all saw the hair in Lauren’s croquette on MKR tonight. We were all mortified by the hair. But the question nobody is asking is ‘how did the hair get …

Fitzroy museum at Etihad Stadium

What’s left for Fitzroy supporters? It’s been over 20 years since Bernie Quinlan was replaced by Dipper as the boundary rider on channel 7. Chris Johnson has retired. Doc Weildon, …

Queen Victoria Night Market Mozza

Wednesday night was a near perfect summer evening in Melbourne. My Greek neighbour George was sitting in his front yard drinking iced coffee, people were walking the streets eating ice …

A modern guide to coaching cricket

Apparently I had too many technical flaws to be a cricketer, so I gave it away. My signature shot (the cow hit) was an effective run scorer but my friend’s …