Author: Jeff

Being Reality TV famous

So you want to be on the Bachelor and become famous? Maybe do a skin care commercial after the show finishes? Bag yourself a commercial radio gig?.. Well before you …

Car Mechanic for Creatives

My car broke down last night and had to get towed to the mechanic. Today I await the dreaded phone call. You know, the one where he knows he can …

David Bowie’s struggles

Tonight is the second last night of a David Bowie Theatrical Tribute Show I’ve been doing with my band Robot Child at Gasworks in Port Melbourne, called ‘Changes’. It’s been …

The Footy Exorcist

For some time now I’ve flirted with the idea of renouncing my support of the Tigers and following another team. To a person, I have been roundly condemned and reached …

Hunger Beast Mode

On Friday morning, I sat in the library doing some writing. I’m trying to do it every week in the hope that if I just keep turning up something will …

A Night In Bohemia with Queen

When Freddie died, we worried that he might not live forever. We needn’t have… 35 years years have passed and I’ve got a friend with 4 year old kid who …

Was MKR hair a plant?

We all saw the hair in Lauren’s croquette on MKR tonight. We were all mortified by the hair. But the question nobody is asking is ‘how did the hair get …