Anticipation Fatigue

Drop everything, Jerry Seinfeld is coming to town. ‘Oh my god, gotta get tickets!’ ‘How good is Seinfeld?’ ‘This is gonna be amazing!’ ‘Roll on… August 2017’?!! What is the …

Shoes without socks

You wouldn’t want to own shares in socks right now would you? You know… socks? Those cotton things we used to wear on our feet? They used to be quite …

Abandoning a crap story

On friday night I bore witness to a most rare and under utilised skill. A friend of mine was halfway through a telling lengthy story when he recognised he’d lost …