The Ref Paintball Gun

The hero of Brazil 2014 has been the spray can of disappearing foam. None of us saw it coming but now we can’t imagine life without it. So, what’s the …

World Cup Temporary Supporters VISA

I’m applying for a Dutch Temporary Supporters VISA for the 2014 World Cup. Without meaning to undersell the Socceroos chances, I would like an insurance policy. There’s every chance the …

I never promised you a role model

By now we’ve all had a chance to hear many an early morning commercial radio station comedy team getting stuck into Josh Bootsma over his sacking from Carlton yesterday. In …