Category: Life

Abandoning a crap story

On friday night I bore witness to a most rare and under utilised skill. A friend of mine was halfway through a telling lengthy story when he recognised he’d lost …

VIDEO: Jeff’s personal hygiene

This week we caught up for a coffee at Focus Melbourne to discuss the following items of critical importance. Jeff’s ear hygiene. Is it normal for someone’s ear to get …

Why Uber Eats is uber popular

On sunday morning I ate some very good fried chicken and waffles. Very good… So good I wondered why the restaurant was half empty. There was no queue out the …

2001: A Smart Fridge Odyssey

I went for a run this morning. The details are logged on my smart watch; distance, calories burned, even my cadence. Cadence is the number of steps you take on …

My Cafe is my temple

Andre and I used to meet at the pub to watch sport and grunt. They were good times but now he’s only interested in meeting for coffee. We have to …

Car Mechanic for Creatives

My car broke down last night and had to get towed to the mechanic. Today I await the dreaded phone call. You know, the one where he knows he can …

David Bowie’s struggles

Tonight is the second last night of a David Bowie Theatrical Tribute Show I’ve been doing with my band Robot Child at Gasworks in Port Melbourne, called ‘Changes’. It’s been …