Actors costume cupboard


Actors and their costume cupboard

0 Comments 02 September 2016

On friday I was reading a self help book which implored me to ‘throw out anything you think you might need at some time in the future and keep only the things you need right now’. Over the weekend I started unburdening myself of piles of meaningless crap taking up room in my house… until […]

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If your 70’s parents were here now…

0 Comments 29 August 2016

I was wondering this morning how my 70’s parents would cope in current day Melbourne and I had to conclude – probably pretty well. They certainly wouldn’t look out of place. Everyone would assume they’d bought their clothes at a recycled fashion boutique on Sydney road. Their dated views on same sex marriage would certainly […]

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Car Mechanic for Creatives

2 Comments 26 August 2016

My car broke down last night and had to get towed to the mechanic. Today I await the dreaded phone call. You know, the one where he knows he can literally quote any part of the car with a monetary value attached to it and I know I will simply pay that amount because I […]

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David Bowie’s struggles

0 Comments 05 August 2016

Tonight is the second last night of a David Bowie Theatrical Tribute Show I’ve been doing with my band Robot Child at Gasworks in Port Melbourne, called ‘Changes’. It’s been been so much fun to perform such an incredibly good (and diverse) catalogue of songs and it’s been really well received by audiences. Conceiving and […]

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The Footy Exorcist


The Footy Exorcist

0 Comments 14 July 2016

For some time now I’ve flirted with the idea of renouncing my support of the Tigers and following another team. To a person, I have been roundly condemned and reached the conclusion that there’s no way out. On Sat night, I chatted with Wal, my most loyal Richmond compadre and moral compass about some hypothetical […]

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Hash It Out Podcast: a horror weekend away

0 Comments 04 May 2016

Jeff is back from a romantic weekend gone wrong and Kate is smarting after forking out $60 for a new car horn. Seems like perfect timing for a podcast. A Horror Weekend Away (0:29) Bird carcasses everywhere. I dunno what had been there but it did some serious damage Jeff’s romantic weekend away was ruined […]

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Hunger Beast Mode

0 Comments 11 March 2016

On Friday morning, I sat in the library doing some writing. I’m trying to do it every week in the hope that if I just keep turning up something will happen. On this day, it worked and I got absorbed in what I was doing. By the time I looked up it was 1:00 and […]

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Brian May and Jeff


A Night In Bohemia with Queen

1 Comment 07 March 2016

When Freddie died, we worried that he might not live forever. We needn’t have… 35 years years have passed and I’ve got a friend with 4 year old kid who has just discovered Queen. They’re still selling out stadiums, last year The English National Ballet choreographed a dance piece to Bohemian Rhapsody, ‘We Will Rock […]

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MKR hair


Was MKR hair a plant?

0 Comments 28 February 2016

We all saw the hair in Lauren’s croquette on MKR tonight. We were all mortified by the hair. But the question nobody is asking is ‘how did the hair get in there?’ Can we really rule out the possibility that one of the MKR contestants planted the hair in Hazel and Lisa’s croquettes? Were they […]

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Fitzroy museum at Etihad Stadium

3 Comments 26 February 2016

What’s left for Fitzroy supporters? It’s been over 20 years since Bernie Quinlan was replaced by Dipper as the boundary rider on channel 7. Chris Johnson has retired. Doc Weildon, I assume, is doing hard time in a maximum security prison somewhere. The Roys are just a memory now. What little is left has all […]

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