Sub Suburbian Foxtel Blues

This is a Cautionary tale for anyone considering the Full Foxtel Package (in the style of Bob Dylan)

Sub Suburbian Foxtel Blues

I’m working two jobs so I catch watch Dance Moms
Spanish La Liga Football, MASH and wife swap.
My wife up and left me, cos I missed our big night
and paid 30 bucks to watch the Mundine fight
A nervous breakdown followed when the IQ ran out
I ate too many Doritos and got early onset gout
Full Package Foxtel – buyer Beware
You only get a 2 Gig hard drive? There ain’t a megabyte to spare!
You watch Game of Thrones in your birthday suit
3 eps of the Simpsons and then the Recruit
But I’ll tell you this and I’ll tell you for free,
Re runs of Cheers – means no PHD
Wake up at 4am, you’re so confused
The couch and your ass seem to have fused

Full Package Foxtel – in you we trust
Exposure to sunlight, makes you spontaneously combust

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