This is a Cautionary tale for anyone considering the Full Foxtel Package (in the style of Bob Dylan)
Sub Suburbian Foxtel Blues
Spanish La Liga Football, MASH and wife swap.
My wife up and left me, cos I missed our big night
and paid 30 bucks to watch the Mundine fight
A nervous breakdown followed when the IQ ran out
I ate too many Doritos and got early onset gout
You only get a 2 Gig hard drive? There ain’t a megabyte to spare!
3 eps of the Simpsons and then the Recruit
But I’ll tell you this and I’ll tell you for free,
Re runs of Cheers – means no PHD
Wake up at 4am, you’re so confused
The couch and your ass seem to have fused
Full Package Foxtel – in you we trust
Exposure to sunlight, makes you spontaneously combust